My time among the rules of grammar has been plagued by my aversion to it. Like many others of my generation I have felt a deep rift between us, grammar and I. It has been an arduous road indeed. The challenges are very real and the danger is palatable at every turn. My mis-steps have turned into tumbles down the great ravine that is the English language.
I am the slayer and this keyboard is my sword. This summer I have embarked on a quest for glory. I vow to slay this beast who has haunted my every waking hour for the past twenty-seven years. I shall bring it to its' knees with one "snicker-snack" from my vorpal-keystroke.
3 comments:
Indeed, you has a grammar.
We look to you, Patrick, to save the day!
I'll try to. Hopefully I don't fall on my own sword. Err, pen rather, crap...keyboard.
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